Tag: republicans
What if Republicans Threw a Party and Nobody Came [Updated]
Margarine Taylor Greene is Pouring Peach Whiskey but Nobody’s Drinking Imagine a house party. I never went to any while I was at the University of Alabama; I spent my […]
Senators Used to Be Giants. Now They’re Trolls
Senators don’t wear togas anymore. They don’t glide towards the forum clutching six yards of white fabric rimmed in blood-red, but they are inheritors of the Roman legacy. They still […]
Definitive Proof we Aren’t Living in a Matrix
I’ve written before that I believe our existence has a high probability of being a computer simulation, a matrix. I still believe this, in a sense, and I can also […]
Democrats and Republicans Didn’t Switch Positions on Race
In conventional wisdom, it’s cute and common to say that Democrats and Republicans have switched positions on race. The conventional cuteness says that Democrats were racists until the early 70s […]