Category: Articles
Elon Musk and the Return of Robber Barons
Baseball’s opening day was last week and many people flocked to stadiums around the country. In Birmingham, Alabama, fans went downtown to Regions Park to see the Chicago White Sox […]
94th Annual Oscars Predictions for the End of the World
Looking over the list of nominations, I feel a little underprepared to make any real Oscars predictions, but I won’t let that stop me.
A California Company Has the Bad Idea That Your Car’s Exhaust Should Smell Like Cotton Candy
If custom scents for your car’s exhaust don’t tip you off that we live in strange times, I’m not sure what will. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t mind catching […]
Grogu and Mando Are Cowards
Where are Grogu and Mando when the entire galaxy needed saving?
We Used to Have Two Moons
Put your tin foil hats on. What if I were to tell you the earth had not one but two moons once upon a time over a hundred years ago?
Pete Davidson is Rasputin
Rasputin still walks among us disguised as Pete Davidson.
Definitive Proof we Aren’t Living in a Matrix
I’ve written before that I believe our existence has a high probability of being a computer simulation, a matrix. I still believe this, in a sense, and I can also […]
Is The Matrix in America?
So, I have a two part question: does America exist to the duracells plugged into the matrix, and does American history exist?
December 1, 1824 — The Electoral College Fails Again
The Electoral College isn’t a term in the US Constitution. It’s a construction that allows us to envision the collective body of electors who choose the president.
Alternative Thanksgiving: 3 Tips to Make Your Friendsgiving a Success
I hope these tips help, and whatever you do, please don’t go out Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving evening. I promise you don’t need to, and the store employees will hate you.