Category: Articles
Twitter is Dead, Long Live Twitter
“Now, the Star-Belly SneetchesHad bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly SneetchesHad none upon thars.” Dr. Seuss, The Sneetches It finally happened. The great semi-purge of twitter verification for accounts who refused to […]
Political Parties Mean Absolutely Nothing
America only has two major political parties. That’s the way it’s always been and likely always will be. Third parties have bubbled up in the past but they popped just […]
The Best Biblical Movies for April
The Absolute Best Biblical Movies to Watch this April Despite the rampant marketing and materialism of Christmas, April is really the holiest month of the year. Lent and its many […]
4 Famous People Who Are Definitely Aliens
Throughout February, in his capacity as Dark Lord of the Space Force, Darth Brandon shot down a bunch of mysterious balloons. The Department of Defense said the first balloon was […]
The Free Speech Convulsion
A recent NYT article accidentally portrayed all the problems of free speech advocacy. I say accidentally because the intent of the article was clearly trying to protect the speech of […]
The Trans-Panic is a Failure of Journalism
There is a trans-panic taking over the country. It is playing by the exact same playbook as every astro-turfed panic has before and unfortunately many journalists are continuing to fall […]
The Colloquial 2023 Politics Predictions
We’ve reached the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Twenty-Three. Year Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy-Six since the Founding of Rome. Year One Thousand Four Hundred and Forty-Four since […]
Update to the Update: Bryan Harsin and Auburn are Making the 2022 College Football Offseason Season Decadent Drama
Updated 08/29/15: At the time of this writing, Bryan Harsin is still the head coach of the Auburn University college football program.
On This Day in Alabama History — Tuskaloosa Burning
Because haters don’t want to see us be great, Tuscaloosa has been burned down a few times. Most famously, Tuscaloosa was burned during the Civil War simply because we committed […]
10 Worst Billboard Top 100 Songs from the Year 2001
So, we’re back with another ten entries in the worst-of Billboard list. This time from the year 2001. We’re still in the very formative years of my life, so all […]